little kid crush

When you like someone and don't have the balls to say it.
Hey, I got this little kid crush on Katie.
by AdamLam June 04, 2014
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straight girl crush

Crush that a straight female gets on another female.
I am not attracted to other women sexually, but I really have a straight girl crush on fill in the blank.
by toosilly March 31, 2006
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Crush The Mother Box

The act of keeping women out of coddling positions of authority in a mans life so they do not live as weak soy boys.
Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.
by _Gooser_ November 24, 2022
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Candy crush addict

Someone overly obsessed with defeating candy crush levels to the point that they tell their friends if they love them they will buy them 22.99 cards for unlimeted play and extra power ups. Usually named trevor.
by Buttons79 January 28, 2016
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California Cherry Crush

Fucking a girl so hard that even if she is a virgin, she starts bleeding again.
Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.

Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.

Guy 1: Not if you just believe.

Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.

Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...
by IRHMP August 28, 2016
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can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.
Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
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can of crushed arseholes

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes
by Electric Turnip April 28, 2006
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