val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

cousin raj

when you want to signal to your friend to leave the group and hang out as a duo

friend 1: ay bro did i tell u what cousin raj did
friend 2: ah shit guys i gtg

by burntwhitechocolate November 1, 2025

sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin

A boring and annoying person you can never count on me you should always judge

I “love” my cousin

by Skyler882 May 27, 2022

third-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed.

My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

fifth-cousin-6X-removed

Fifth-cousin-six-times-removed (5C6R).

My fifth-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021