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Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
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Country

Not the same as suburban. Suburban is not everything that is not the city, suburban is the area around a city that is not urban or country.
Depending on what coffee table books you read, neighborhoods in upper Manhattan are suburban since they are not around midtown or downtown (and mostly residential/bedroom neighborhoods), and someone who wanted to talk shot about somebody's neighborhood or put it down could mention it, though you would think the way someone from the neighborhood describes their own neighborhood is accurate enough, without reading statistics about their neighborhood or going by a coffee table book. The same is true for many areas in many cities, a little bit of knowing what you're talking about is better than reading a book or what you think you know about something or someone. The country is not the suburbs and people who grew up somewhere that was not suburban at the time they grew up don't tend to have suburban values.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019
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country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.
That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times
by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018
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Country Club Ice

That wonderful ice that comes from the machine in the shape of little tiny ice pellets. Like a cup full of small hail.
I need some country club ice for my cocktail ASAP!
by Dude_Stevens September 25, 2019
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Country Living

an American lifestyle and home magazine published by the Hearst Corporation since 1978.2 The monthly magazine focuses on food, home renovation, home decor, DIY and lifestyle.
Fill in the form below to subscribe to Country Living for up to 80% OFF what others pay on the newsstand — that's like getting 16 FREE issues!
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Wayne Country day

A private school where rich kids go... When u walk in u will probably find Gucci belts and supreme bookbags
All the rich kids go to wayne country day school

I'm to poor to go to Wayne country day school
by Wayne country day school September 12, 2019
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Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.
Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!
by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025
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