Connor

murphy, english teachers love them, adorable, and a great friend

i like sky - connor

by buttercup_yin May 3, 2022

Connor

This name often if not always belongs to nasally, short, obese boys. They have likely been coddled from birth. If you come across someone with this name, they likely do not deserve your respect.

Connor: you guys won't beleive my K/D in COD!
bystander: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Connor: I'm Connor.
bystander: *pumps shotgun* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by doublechromasomes May 31, 2018

Connor

The Connor is a very rare predator found in kilsyth, Scotland. These creatures are hard to tame and could kill you with a stare. NOTE- do NOT feed your connor sugar, they will be worked into a frenzy. Below are instructions on how to care for your connor:

1- Feed your connor EXACTLY as requested as they are picky eaters.
2- Never tell them to get off the computer, they will kill you.
3- Have a large net handy in case you are walking with your connor and they see a gaming store, for this scenario also bring a riot shield and suit

The Connor ate his family.

by ArkJoseph July 1, 2019

Connor

Most Connors are gay, like totally gay, it is very rare for someone named “Connor” to be straight, but everyone loves someone called Connor, gay or straight, they’re such loveable people! But the Scorpio Connors are CRAZY, so beware of the Scorpio Connors.

Connor is GAY!
Everyone loves someone named Connor.
Scorpio Connors are psycho!
My favourite human ever is Connor.

by lovesit123 November 14, 2020

Connor

A guy who gets fucked by dogs, "Lover of Hounds" in Irish, and lover of hounds in the ass.

"Did you see that boy? I bet he's a Connor."

by dontuseurpsuedonym March 10, 2025

Connor

That one guy who will try to shoot pens into the ceiling at work and miserably fail.. he has a descent sense of humor and will stand by Nitro with you in the cold. He’s a really tiny/short guy who says he is 5’0 but is actually 4’11. He will come to your house after making moves on you then get drunk and be the first person he texts. Aka how he would confess to you. He would still in the end not know the true meaning behind the movie “Grownups”. Date a Connor you won’t regret it apart from when he tackles you Bc he knows you’re not stronger than him. (Tiny person complex)

Connor: “I’m short

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Connor

Connor is a little pony Slut that loves getting shelved. He takes dick up the ass on the reg from the boys. Can’t win an arm wrestle to a girl.# YTB

Connor is a little bitch

by Perfect Queen B and Boss September 28, 2019