Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.

“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’

by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

semantic regime change

When the meaning of words shifts so drastically that reality itself starts to feel like a glitch. Usually driven by cultural agendas, internet discourse, or corporate rebranding.

Examples:

"First, 'disruption' meant innovation—now it means getting laid off. Another semantic regime change, baby."

"Remember when 'outside' meant nature and not just…vibes? Total semantic regime change."

See also: gaslighting, linguistic coup, reality distortion field

by atalaocean March 17, 2025

Change

The wahala (serious problem) Nigerians got themselves into in 2015

Is this the change we asked for?

by doo1 February 9, 2019

gambling with change

Secretly rubbing your money on your (preferably sweaty) genitals before paying off a debt.

I don't care if you're gambling with change, I just want my twenty bucks.

by Caro Cogitatus July 23, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Climate change

Have been saying it's not a huge fucking deal for years and now you're admitting I'M CORRECT AGAIN! Thank you Adam Conover!

Hym "CORRECT AGAIN! Climate change is not a huge deal. I was right. You likely called me a denier in private. You're garbage. Your like is meaningless. Die today."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024