bum sandwich

Made solely from plain white bread and one slice of processed cheese, it is typically a sandwich eaten by someone who has hit rock bottom. The only additional ingredient allowed beyond bread and processed cheese is hot sauce; however, this changes the title to "spicy bum sandwich". Other abbreviations include: Hot bum sandwich (microwaved), Toasted bum sandwich (toasted white bread) or the famous one slice folded over version "the bum foldwich".

"Whats for lunch asshole?" "Bum sandwiches and liquor. Then I'm going to the dump to shoot rats."

by newbcat November 20, 2011

Bum Roll

When a person or persons roll a bum from a bench or on a sidewalk etc..

That bum on the bench, lets go bum roll him

by PinkBerry July 7, 2010

bum grapes

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.

Oh Bum Grapes!

by SkuM001 February 2, 2004

bum darts

homosexual sex; anal intercourse

"Ah Billy, where were you? Out playing some bum darts??"

by Diablo Mashed Potato October 18, 2002

Bum sniff

someone who takes pleasure from the sniffing of male bums

fuck off lawson u bum sniff

by gavin lawson May 7, 2003

bum dart

1.A dildo for your anus.
2.

stop playing with my bum dart!
or
Your a dirty bum dart

by Geee_Innes April 8, 2006

Bum Fingers

The expession used to describe one's fingers after one has satisfied their habit of picking their anal passage. The individual associated with this habit is Sir Steven of Stechford. Rumour has it, the bum fingers of the master of this art, can be caught by scent from over 200 miles away.

"Steve, get your bum fingers away from me."

"Steven, I can smell your bum fingers"

"Where is Steven?"
"Probably sitting at home with his fingers up his bum"

by Jonathon Locke October 9, 2008