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Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!
by MayaLN January 18, 2018
mugGet the Baked Hoemug.

BAKE off

When you are hungry and your really want to eat so you have to go cook
Omd I need to bake off
by Aynnonamus?????? December 20, 2019
mugGet the BAKE offmug.

twice baked creampie

When a woman gets a creampie and takes that creampie home and then while scissoring her girlfriend squirts it into the partners vagina.
Did you hear Lisa got pregnant from a twice baked creampie?
by Unsaid toaster 1 March 14, 2025
mugGet the twice baked creampiemug.

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024
mugGet the Twice Baked Potatomug.

bake

"please bake"

"can you bake please?"
by partygetsmewetter122 April 29, 2023
mugGet the bakemug.

baked stomach

When you eat a shit ton of

raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks
I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach
by Apotatoparty123321 November 13, 2017
mugGet the baked stomachmug.

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high
by trolololol16 December 18, 2012
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

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