Bush Money

When your chillin in the bush and deh money grows on deh leaves

Damnnn!! Have you seen those leaves? That salmon got deh bush money

by Funk Shrimp May 15, 2023

Nervous Money

Nervous Money is money you steal or take that you spend quick.

That boy had That Nervous money

by kinbeast1 February 24, 2023

Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.

"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"

by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018

Drunk Money

1. Wasting your money on things that makes you drunk. Noun
2.Putting money in any type of alcohol. Verb

1. Peep1: Hello drunk Drunk Money
Drunk Money: Who's Drunk Money here?
2. Peep2: Lemme hide my in this alcohol

by NonameANDNOPICTURESPLEASE May 21, 2020

old money

the descendants of some criminal a thousand years ago who didnt get caught and put his money in the bank instead of spending it because he was terribly boring, notwithstanding his criminality

Paris Hilton is old money.

by Ubran December 16, 2006

crazy money

Supplemental Security Income (SSI), Social Security Disability or any other type of disability payment given to someone who is considered unemployable due to mental or behavioral health reasons.

I know someone who gets crazy money because he's bipolar and considered a danger to others.

by Xaoticus February 25, 2005