National kiss your guy best friend day

23. August is national kiss your guy best friend day

No matter if he is talen or not you have to kiss him once

Hey, it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess

by havefunguys0333 August 13, 2019

why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.

"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

by cuntsrus October 9, 2008

National give Ryan your social security number day

The title say it

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020

you got blood on your face you big mistake

You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol

I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake 💯🤧😏

by -Harmony edber July 7, 2021

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day!

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day is on May 5th.

This is the day to tell your crush you like them without them judging you!!

Hey Grayson, today is ‘ National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day! ‘ I feel like this is the day to tell you that… I like you ;)

by Gracie is amazing April 24, 2022

National give your girl best friend a hoodie day

November 28th is national give your girl best friend a day, girls love getting boys hoodies as let’s be honest they are far better, so why not make a national day for it!

“Happy national give your girl best friend a hoodie day!”

“Does this mean I have to give you one of my hoodies?”
“Yep”
“Brilliant”

by National days for all November 28, 2020

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016