He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

I gots my Ice-cubes

When a person of the male gender gets a boner but it is in too much of an inappropriate place for the male to announce it to his bros(,classroom) When his bros here this they instantly turn to see the reason for the boner.

Brett: I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!!
Rony (turning to see the sexy Danielle bending down in front of Brett):I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!

by CommanderBIG55 February 7, 2010

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009

Write that on a notecard and send it to my office

A term said when somebody is tired of somebody elses moaning and complaining about something or someone else. It is not a term used towards someone respected or endeared, and it is pretty damn funny when somebody says it. It is usually said to that annoying kid who nobody likes or that nerdy girl sitting in the back of class yelling at you for cheating off her. Or just anybody else who you are getting sick and tired of.

Girl- "Blah blah blah I hate you, you are so beligerant and annoying and loud and obnoxious and..."
Me- "You know what why don't you write that on a notecard and send it to my office"

by MD-Block July 10, 2005

Tounge Fuck My Fart Box

Licking asshole.

How about you tounge fuck my fart box, little fucker.

by TJtay300 December 2, 2016

keep my name in your pussy

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him

Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."

by von groovy May 10, 2019