Unicorn

something absolutely GROSS

person 1: 'i love unicorns'
person 2: 'hahahahhaha u suck!'

by e3uhufhuene July 1, 2019

Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast

I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn

by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019

Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?

by Dugbur November 20, 2023

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Unicornical

An amazing magical creature know as a unicorn

Hey guys I saw the most Unicornical of unicorn's the other day.

by Punk1986rock November 25, 2023

Unicorn Horn

When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn

My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy

by Peewee76 May 6, 2022

Unicorn

A common swingers term used in the community to refer to a single female, open to meeting couples.
Commonly bi-sexual or heteroflexable.

"The couple is looking to add a new experience to their dynamic & to spice things up, so they are meeting a unicorn."

by Lola lessons October 6, 2023