being someones toilet

Pretty much means you're a homosexual, letting someone take a shit in your mouth.

Hey little boy, being someones toilet is really fun, so let me be yours, and you can be mine.

by slohciNaraS April 23, 2011

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Toilet Paper Girl

A girl who only goes for assholes. Toilet paper is used to wipe an asshole.

"That girl's so cute. You should deffinetly try and hook it up"

"I totaly would be she's a Toilet Paper Girl"

by Rambo Clayton July 10, 2012

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Tokyo Toilet Bowl

When you take a shit in the toilet bowl, then put your girls head in it. You then have sex with her from behind while her face is submerged in your feces.

Nick, did you hear Yui hella Tokyo Toilet Bowled Jasmin last weekend? Took 3 days to scrub the mirror

by continuityerror August 10, 2008

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Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

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toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

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A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.

Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"

Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"

by Yew :-) August 21, 2011

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