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The Foosball Kid

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".
Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013
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kerosene kid

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!
Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
by Definitionary October 21, 2022
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wolf kid

Those crusty kids in elementary school who pretended to be wolves, they would jump around, and bark, and howl, and it was really weird.
Kid 1: *barks*
Kid 2: “oh look its a wolf kid”
by Sneaky Salamander June 25, 2021
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Sst kid

A kid that went to the school of science and technology in beaverton, oregon. These kids typically have edgelord humor and have an unhealthy obsession with memes. They wear the same jacket/sst hoodie every day despite being more privileged than most of their peers. These kids put minimum effort into their work yet ace all their classes. Some sst kids may have at some point in their hs years owned a wheely backpack. They all sound like a white dad.
Person 1: I went on a date with this guy but... idk bro he had sst kid vibes
Person 2: broo what eww... was he into like memes and all that?
Person 1: ya man he sounded like a white dad.
by analog bunny November 16, 2019
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Stray kids

Stray kids is a Korean pop boy band that consistent of now eight mem(e) bers
Since Woojin left 🙁 Bang Chan, Minho, Changbin, Hang Jisung, Felix, Sungmin, Hyunjin and Jeongin (aka I.N)

(There are two Australians in the group: Bang Chan and Felix)
Stay(their fanbase) :do you listen to Stray kids?

Me:what? The eight legends... Ofc I do!
by Alexis that is not from Texas January 25, 2020
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mms kids

MMS kids, or maplewood middle school kids, claim they are better than soms kids. however, in actuality, mms kids are uneducated, loud, overreactive, dramatic, basic, retarded dalits who deserve the electric chair. they've never heard of showers, so you better be careful stepping into their school. the stench may kill you. they have terrible senses of humor and taint everything they touch, like indian dalits. DO NOT INTERACT.
"mms kids smell like 18th century england"
"fuck, now i have to bathe in boiling water, an mms kid just brushed my shoulder while passing"
"wtf mms kid, shut the fuck up! you're so not funny"
"you're so damn loud! what're you, an mms kid?"
"soms kids > mms kids"
by large brain society June 19, 2019
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cripple kid

Chloe Sherman is a cripple kid because her toe moved
by Diane Sherman January 11, 2022
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