Jason Bug

Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.

Aw dude, we got the Jason Bug and now we're buying RC Cars with flamethrowers on it.

by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019

Jason Michael Mahaney

The absolute love of my life

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry

by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021

jason

a gay person who’s incredibly hot and boys always are in love with him even though he is so dumb that he has no idea what the concept of love is

“jason’s so hot”

“bruh he doesn’t even know 2x6”

by ultimategay234 June 16, 2021

Jason

Jason is a mythological hero and leader. He captivated the hearts of many by his kindness and wisdom. He is quite but fun.

Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.

Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.

iris: omg, I thought I'll forever be lonely, thank God I have Jason!

by wobniar May 16, 2022

Jason

He's sure a bang for your buck!!!!!

Damn, that Jason was really worth it!!!!!

by Creator123456 January 19, 2021

Jason

Dirty lying cheater who broke his back and my heart, would cheat on you with someone completely unavailable for the next 1.5yr, probably ruined the whole country of France for you

That guy with the smelly toes is a total Jason

by Blondiebaby456 April 1, 2022

jason

best guy u know with da koolest moves he also broke

jason is broke

by hhhghhgh December 2, 2021