Queef

The expellation of air out of your vag

eww sarah did u just queef

by big deep dick April 24, 2021

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queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states

Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.

by Dembeans May 22, 2016

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Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

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roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.

I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd

by HolleauxKnight February 11, 2025

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Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"

Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

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