Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT

Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato

by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020

Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.

Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!

by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022

disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

the Potato Empire is AMAZING.

by Potato love.love December 12, 2022

Bottlecap Potato

The epitome of cringe

"That guy was hiding in the corner with a judge, what a bottlecap potato"

by Bottlecap Potato June 20, 2021

twin potato

twin potato means that a person is very close to you and is like ur twin

john is mary’s twin potato they are always seen tgt

by burritoyeah October 30, 2019

pass the potatoes

When you are in group sex and you want the next set of balls

Oh man, he looks good, let’s pass the potatoes.

by Reddon27 September 1, 2021