n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.
v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?
Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!
Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...
Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.
Dre: Bet
Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!
Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...
Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.
Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
Get the Number 3 mug.by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If An Indivdal Reacts to these Numbers On Urbandicitonary Are Cowards<.7.9.7.6.> mug.numbers of U D
(the numbers)
Urban Dictionary : example
dir_‡1370†5100†2248†1370‡513‡ 12/22‡###†$vol†###‡
(the numbers)
Urban Dictionary : example
dir_‡1370†5100†2248†1370‡513‡ 12/22‡###†$vol†###‡
Numbers of U D
banknote example 1111.1111.1111.1111.111
numbers of U D ; sections , chains of pages online & indexes , Date and time & ID
banknote example 1111.1111.1111.1111.111
numbers of U D ; sections , chains of pages online & indexes , Date and time & ID
by ‡ A H R L O J A N E B I O ‡ May 7, 2022
Get the numbers of U D mug.by lobwedge November 14, 2011
Get the number one gasser mug.by lesbanyue April 28, 2022
Get the the number one frogbio fan mug..
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Leg《¤》Are《¤》The《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》697《¤》629《¤》627《¤》343《¤《 mug.definition:
number 9 is in reference to any police vehicle. black and white or unmarked cars once called 5-0, should now be refered to as number 9.
number 9 is in reference to any police vehicle. black and white or unmarked cars once called 5-0, should now be refered to as number 9.
by originalsinner May 26, 2022
Get the number 9 mug.