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Son of a Simp

Basically the same thing as calling someone a son of a bitch, but your also calling them a simp.
You broke my TV You Son of a Simp.
by BigFatPhonie September 2, 2020
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Simp Contract

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!
by donutkiller September 20, 2020
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sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.
Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp
by simpannihalator October 7, 2023
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Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.
Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.
by GasMachine February 22, 2021
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Kenny simp

A person who "simps" for a literal ten year old cartoon character.
(Person one):"KENNY IS SO HAWT"
(Person 2): "What a Kenny simp."
by MochiAteYourDrawings May 21, 2023
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Simp for ron

When a girl named gabbie says im a simp for ron it means she is madly in love with Ronald Billius Weasley
by gabrichards November 26, 2020
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Tom Simp

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021
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