Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!
"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
by iPlayFootball March 06, 2010
a guy is doing a girl up the ass and before he comes he takes it out and puts it in her ear comes in her ear and licks it out
by synen February 28, 2005
"He was mad because he couldn't lick the icing off the cake".
" I knew all he wanted to do was lick the icing off my cake".
" I knew all he wanted to do was lick the icing off my cake".
by Anonymous JT April 28, 2020
A term used by real dirty birds that are usually looking for more than just a lick to get to the center of her tootsie pop.
by chHAad March 06, 2021
Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.
“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
by The SPF fam November 16, 2017
The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.
by Whytfwouldudothatplsstaahp January 26, 2015
"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
by Jessica Rae March 21, 2006