The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.
"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."
by Charrro December 27, 2008
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Guy 1: THOSE LIGHTS LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THOSE CUPCAKES LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THAT DOORKNOB LOOKS LIKE A TIT!
Guy 2: Man, you're a tit fiend.
Guy 2: Man, you're a tit fiend.
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