Also called the "Great Wears War" The process of washing all the underwear in the family. The person with the most underwear wins the war. The person who folds the "wears" is the General!
by Trough Cook March 8, 2009
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“Hey Paul, have you heard about the recent conflict between Stanistan and North Gazreal?”
“Yeah, but I don’t really pick sides when it comes to Shawarma Wars. It’s just more innocent people losing their lives because two governments want to settle things like seventh grade boys.”
“Yeah, I gotta agree. Anyway, wanna go grab some Shelby’s?”
“Hell yeah bro”
“Yeah, but I don’t really pick sides when it comes to Shawarma Wars. It’s just more innocent people losing their lives because two governments want to settle things like seventh grade boys.”
“Yeah, I gotta agree. Anyway, wanna go grab some Shelby’s?”
“Hell yeah bro”
by FederalAmmunition October 11, 2023
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by Warpigeonlord11 November 12, 2016
Get the war pigeons mug.The road to many wars were started by wars decades beforehand. World war two was a result fo World War One, which itself was triggered by the break up of the ottoman empire in the Crimean war.
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
Get the road to war mug.that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.
roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
by batman_d1 August 10, 2012
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Winner:Wow u wanna throw hands? I’m not a war freak
War freak: haha the kitty is scared * instant back-hand-slap from (Unknown) : winner *
War freak: haha the kitty is scared * instant back-hand-slap from (Unknown) : winner *
by Your personal sneaky-link July 25, 2022
Get the War freak mug.also known as "pussy war fan" Usually men, who lacking any direct military expreience, believe war to be a glorious and heroic endeavour.
by vallehombre June 18, 2011
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