Tiffany and I crave da "lovin' touch" at all times whenever we spend time together, but we were about expiring from da heat during our stroll along da hot beach, so we employed da pinkie-hook to maintain a pleasant physical connection without our palms getting all damp and yucky.
by QuacksO August 27, 2018
When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 24, 2015
Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
by DingDongDaddy July 01, 2020
by Carterussell January 07, 2019
When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
by Cool cunt January 03, 2017
Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 19, 2019