Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

Donut

A Different word for your anus.

Man that guy Allen fucked Jonna’s Donut.

by BigHuzz25 July 4, 2023

Smacking Donuts

Smacking Donuts
The act of two females enjoying glazed Donuts.

I just seen two girls smacking Donuts.

by Sikteez024 June 12, 2018

Done As Donuts

Out of options in and argument or form of violence, no escape from the punishment

My friend David is losing this pretty bad. He's Done As Donuts

by Creab August 21, 2025

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Gooey Donuts

A Wet Pussy

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth

by HardAF August 13, 2015

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024