milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018

Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Cutting the Donut

A phrase that does not exist

Are we cutting the donut or what?

by An1on2ym3ou5 October 7, 2018

Bag of Donuts

Bag of Donuts (noun):

A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.

“I’m feeling lucky tonight; put me down for a Bag of Donuts to spread the love!”

by Pooppuree October 12, 2023

Donut Hole

The act of ignoring someone's words or actions towards you.

"yeah she tried talking to me earlier, I totally donut hole her ass."

by shardvark October 13, 2023

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Roadside donut

When the Dunkin' truck is stolen and then subsequently crashes, spilling donuts into the roadway.

I don't want no roadside donut! Can't I have a fresh one?

by thatdarndispatcher November 5, 2023