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crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.
by Bobdabear September 10, 2019
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Anonymous CRUSH DAY

Send ur crush an anomonmous letter and tell he/she that ur crushing on them, but if u want to reveal yourself to ur crush and he/she doesn't like u back say ' it was a PRANK'.
Love anonymous crush day -
If it goes as planned and ur crush likes u back CONGRATS U JUST GOT URSELF A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND
by Take my advice SIS December 3, 2019
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crush my face

what u say when u thirstin for a donald duck
ayo is that donald duck? i want him to crush my face so bad
by donnie ducko March 30, 2022
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teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015
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man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.
Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!
by jamesg456 March 16, 2020
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little kid crush

When you like someone and don't have the balls to say it.
by AdamLam June 3, 2014
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second grade crush

When you have a crush on someone but would never actually date them. You might throw stuff at them talk shit about and to them and "flirt" relentlessly but when the other person begins to show actually feelings you bolt. But secretly you will always have a hard core crush on this person
Anna often through erasers at Mike and called him a tool and a loser but secretly had a second grade crush on him but would never let anyone find out.
by Toolishness March 12, 2014
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