why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023

Cross Product

retarded ass retard nerds use this so they could feel good about themselves when also realizing that they will actually never be able to properly apply it in real life.

Person 1: help me finish my Cross Product homework
Person 2: fuck off you fucking nerd ass cock licking bitch

by lord of gaylards August 29, 2022

Cross referencing

A commonly used phrase to inform someone (usually a supervisor or someone in charge) that you have absolutely no idea what the answer to a particular question or problem is, but that you will do some digging immediately...

Captain Kirk: "ensign, do we have any data or record of a previous encounter on this enemy craft?"

Ensign: "... cross referencing all known databases now Captain!"

by StevePoodle November 28, 2024

2 fingers crossed

Means that we're team Izad.

2 fingers crossed, team Izad.

by ImanWasHide June 12, 2022

Cross your cheeks

To wish someone extra ordinary luck.

"Cross your cheeks" for me in the up coming game!

by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023

cross

often known as where Jesus died

sometimes in movies when there wooden to keep vampire's away;

vampier:i vwant too suck your blood
human:stay back I have a a wooden cross

christian:Jesus died for your sins if you where the only man or woman on the world he would still die for you
person:okay

by chrishtion12yearoldkid<3 March 4, 2022