A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
by ThatGayDickHead February 17, 2023
1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)
2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
1. That child is Our bastard
2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard
3. Why you always have to be a bastard
2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard
3. Why you always have to be a bastard
by 459395 February 28, 2022
1. A dumb or unless person
2. A Burdens
3. A bad thing
4. Lucky person
5. A mix person
6. Motherless, fatherless or both
7. A love child or wedlock child
2. A Burdens
3. A bad thing
4. Lucky person
5. A mix person
6. Motherless, fatherless or both
7. A love child or wedlock child
1. He Is a fucking bastard
2. It's all a bastard on me
3. What a bastard day
4. She is a bastard after all that money she has
5. Bastard family
6. I feel bad for the bastard child
7. They had a bastard
2. It's all a bastard on me
3. What a bastard day
4. She is a bastard after all that money she has
5. Bastard family
6. I feel bad for the bastard child
7. They had a bastard
by 459395 February 18, 2023
A person, creative and or artists who is documenting their testimony with purpose.
Bastards are often misunderstood
Bastards are often misunderstood
by The Bastard November 27, 2022
a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 25, 2015
a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016