a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 07, 2021
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Hardy Bastard

A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.
Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!

wow he's a hardy bastard
by djhegzy August 17, 2011
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smelly bastard

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks
by Abcdefgihateu March 07, 2020
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biggity bastard

what rick is
"rick is such a biggity bastard"
by bicylcebikes August 20, 2022
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Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003
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Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.
“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020
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Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011
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