Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021

fudge grommet

Butthole.

May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️

by trotsky64 February 14, 2021

fudging cousins

gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex

Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins

by cat135 June 24, 2015

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 30, 2014

Frozen Fudge Brownie

when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.

That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.

by superhotkarl February 09, 2018

creamy fudge

Pussy juice that is squirted onto the victim (eg sex slave )

Squirt your creamy fudge on me

by Pussy magnet 123 May 27, 2017

Elmer Fudge

When your coworker been saying Elmer Fudd's name wrong his whole life.

Is Elmer Fudge the guy with the gun and funny hat that hunts buggs bunny?

by Adt2chaos December 06, 2022