by mushroomlady March 17, 2023
Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 20, 2023
a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.
by Keepongo October 28, 2011
“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”
by Dizzaster June 26, 2021
After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.
Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
by PhuggedUpPham October 11, 2018
You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut
by the_truth May 07, 2014