Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.

Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3

by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017

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Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 27, 2017

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internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 03, 2020

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Internet hound

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.

"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."

by RJ-Pilot August 25, 2008

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On Internet Explorer

Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize

Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.

by Linguistic God of Poos July 28, 2023

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