Oncoming Traffic

1. Literal cars driving toward you on a road.

2. A gay or straight woman clocking and attempting to pick up you or your friend — especially after one (1) margarita.

“One drink in and now I’m steering her away from oncoming traffic.”
“Wait—actual traffic, or a dangerous looking woman?”

by RockyRaccoon February 7, 2026

Alison Traffic Cone

A variation of the Slovakian Traffic Cone, wherein an individual, typically called Alison, shoves a traffic cone up your ass, no lube, and proceeds to screech like a banshee into it hoping for cave-like echos

Person 1: How did the meeting go?
Person 2: I got served the Alison Traffic Cone. I will need an ice-pack.

by SimpleText March 26, 2026

Robux Trafficking

The act of quietly stacking Robux on a main or alt account through gamepasses, often in a sneaky way. Usually done by kids with backup accounts.

ez robux trafficking 500 pending rn 🥶💸

by appleguy123654 September 12, 2025

Weaving Traffic

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!

I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!

by Xanalu September 14, 2025

Human trafficking

The action of trafficking humans.

The automobile is a human trafficking vehicle.

by Nobodyneedstonow September 23, 2025

Thailand Traffic Jam

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.

“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Aiden Trafford

Peak human

That man is so sexy and cool, He is such an Aiden Trafford

by NettspendDiddy May 8, 2025