Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025

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Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.

Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer

by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025

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brat summer

rodent infestation

“What do you think about brat summer?”
“Rodent infestation”

by givemesushi February 18, 2025

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A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.

Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.

by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024

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Summer air

When summer comes around and every person is horny and wants someone to fuck or fuck with

Man 1: Man they're really having a hot girl summer
Man 2: Uhh. No shit? Summer air is a real thing.

by 10kThingz June 23, 2024

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brat summer

An unapologetic party or “messy” girl aesthetic for the summer based on the vibes of Charli xcx’s new album “brat.” Often including a hot yet trashy appearance and a lighter and sunglasses always on hand, the trend gained popularity on TikTok after the album’s release.

My Friend: Are you okay? Your makeup is smudged, you smell like cigs and you threw away your bra at brunch.
Me: it’s brat summer. Anything cunty goes

by Sturgeonspat July 4, 2024

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