A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
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You know the drill, you're bored bla bla bla typing keyboard something etc.
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If more unhappy-with-their-flat-chests chicks would just practice da famous "applied cream and incantation" routine --- i.e., rub da medicated lotion on yer chest while chanting, "Scooby-dooby-doobies; I want bigger boobies!" --- a lot fewer attractiveness-enhancing specialists would have to admit, "SS, DDD" when queried regarding their most-recent work-period.
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