Death Potato

A really scary white person

Jordan is a Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016

potato lump

boobs

She was hit in the potato lump

by jillybean432 May 27, 2017

Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT

Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato

by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.

Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!

by Holy leader of Potatos November 1, 2019

Potato bomb

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.

I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.

by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022

potato factor

The scale on which you rate your computer's ability to do computer functions or play games. Usually something most of your friends in the PCMR forget to take into account.

Friend: "Dude, how are you rubber-banding in rocket league? You have a ping of 2?!"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"

by ThisFuckerHasDefinitions December 13, 2016