A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.
Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023
Get the Keys without the Emug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GTmug. by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022
Get the Keying my shitmug. by MongoBalls June 20, 2025
Get the Sticky keysmug. A type of sex toy used in A.B.D. play. Used to stimulate the prostate but shaped like children's key toys.
Oh hey mark, have you tried using boo boo keys before? Their all the rage and my daddy uses them on me daily!
by Canadian03 April 11, 2022
Get the Boo boo keysmug. the prettiest girl in the room. Her smile lights up any and everything. they brush off compliments even if they believe them because they don't think they deserve it but they do. you need one of these girls whether its a friend or a significant other they will show you love when you cant show it to yourself there eyes are brighter then ten millions suns .there hearts are always in the right place although they have a tendency to fall in love farrrrrrr to quickly so be therefor her when her heart breaks. they have a smile on there face even if they don't mean it. they don't like to wear there heart on there chest so if a Kimoni starts complaining or spilling her heart to you take it seriously this means something to her so show he the care she deserves. and when she apoligizes for absolute nothing prove to her theres no reason for it she will show compassion regardless if it hurts or she gets it back. love her cuz she will always love you.
girl 1: whos the girl with the bright eyes a pretty smile?
Girl 2: oh that's Kei !
Girl 1:re you guys close? Are You Friends?
Girl 2: I wish!
Girl 2: oh that's Kei !
Girl 1:re you guys close? Are You Friends?
Girl 2: I wish!
by Rentforfree2 January 27, 2024
Get the Keimug. A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"
by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021
Get the Piano Keymug.