Johnny Roth

The fattest motherfucker out there known for getting cut from many sports teams. He is very large and nobody likes him

Look at Johnny Roth over there he thicc
Nah he ain’t thick he’s fat

by SlicedHam March 18, 2019

Wrestling Johnny

When someone grabs your dick so aggressively that they almost brake it yet it doesn't hurt

"Hey did you hook up with Sarah"
"Not exactly"
"Huh"
"She was wrestling Johnny"
"Wah..., Oh noce"

by Lani_queen00 April 08, 2019

Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024

Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.

I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone

by November 25, 2023

Pulling a johnnie

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.

Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.

by ac91 May 14, 2013

Johnny Moylan

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.

Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 07, 2021

Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.

Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.

by Greg fipher January 01, 2024