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Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
by VelStod December 21, 2017
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Hipster

how Pariya and Maya describe "a person who is not fashionable and is cringe in the process and is not cool what-so-ever'
you're so u=hipster
by Gertrude Igloo December 14, 2018
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Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019
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hipster rash

Tattoos that are less than ten years old, particularly those in the "Sailor Jerry" style.
A person with several tattoos on their arms, legs or torso who may wear black rimmed glasses and a beanie could be said to have bad hipster rash. People riding fixies and those working in cafes are in the high risk category for hipster rash.
by shockcity July 28, 2013
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hipster tops

Hipster Tops is a teen clothing store that sells hipster clothing, crop tops, graphic tees, crew neck sweaters and long sleeves.
by Marleneh October 9, 2014
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hipster

Originally a hipster was someone who had seen through society's bullshit, or were trying to. Now it's a "lifestyle choice".
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
by Shemp211 December 9, 2016
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Hipster

People embracing the new age hippie lifestyle, while ignoring the fact that following a scene or trend, in turn makes them look like everyone else who wants to be a hipster. Ultimately surrendering their individualism and identity to whatever trends happening at the time.

Hipsters can usually be identified by their bohemian/Jamaican hair and clothing styles. Showing their desperate attempt to fit into a variety of cultures all at once. Mostly because they feel they have no real identity or style of their own.
Person #1: What do you think of my new glasses and dread locks?!

Person #2: Kind of makes you look like a 1960s style Woodstock visiting hippie.

Person #1: Really? Damn! I was going for a hipster look. That's why I also got this ugly Greek Fisherman Hat.
by Lumpy Johnson October 12, 2014
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