Logan

Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.

Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.

by Obama234 April 27, 2020

Logan

Passing out drunk in a bathroom/toilet/en-suite with just your feet sticking out of the doorway.

“Where’s Chris?”
“Oh he went upstairs about half an hour ago looking extremely squiffy, he must’ve done a Logan”

by PutItInYourDeck November 24, 2023

logan

Logan. he is pretty cool sometimes he will eat your wife and kids but still hes pretty chill. although he will break your knee caps with a sharp ruler. but that's only if you get on the wrong side of him. or he'll do it for fun ...
but hes a real cool fella

dude that guys a total logan

by logan manly man December 08, 2021

Logan

A sweet guy, very charming, hot, Strong. Bery kind sweet and funny he’s the best expect he likes sex but that’s okay

Logan loves sex

Ik but he’s so sweet

Imma fuck him anyway

by Fuxkme March 20, 2019

logan

logan le sait je ne sait pas ce qu'il sait mais il le sait

que croit tu lire ici apropos de logan

by pourquoi901 April 25, 2024

Logan

Have you ever met a cold blooded mammal… you have now

Wow that guy is being such a Logan right now, look at him getting all these numbers at the bar!

by Anonymous Cappy Barra December 12, 2021

logan

a respectful kid who always thinks about others, breaks into houses, steals shit from his friends and breaks his friends things all the time. he will never think about anyone but himself and he will invite himself everywhere. He might also steal things from a Wounded Warriors Project box like televisions

"Holy shit Logan is respectful as fuck"
"Yeah dude I know like i wish i was that respectful"

by Adolf Hitlers Son69 I Hate Jew November 27, 2019