white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Bare Knuckle Stinker

A person who is extremely unattractive, and would not touch with your "bare knuckles".

Jack - "Omg, look at the girl, she's ugly as"
Joe - "Yeah man, she's a bare knuckle stinker..."

by lvsickkkkk October 15, 2011

Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024

grudge knuckle

Masturbating angrily to someone whom you hate yet would fuck

"I grudge knuckled to that one bitch yesterday."

by mssweetcarnage May 22, 2015

Brass knuckled

another word for hand jobs :)

He will NOT be getting brass knuckled tonight!

by babylove Macmomma August 29, 2011

Jew knuckle

When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.

Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!

by JewishFucker February 15, 2025

knuckle banging

to fuck the shit out of someones knuckles

i just finished knuckle banging cody and shaine so hard

by muncherofallass April 21, 2014