by Lightskinman April 23, 2020
kevin kofman is so cool.
by cool5758878990809 November 17, 2021
A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 12, 2020
best ass obscure show from the 2000s about a chain smoking alcoholic sociopath at Canada n stuff you should watch it 100% (theres 8 seasons. I warned you)
by manwhatheskallop September 03, 2023
by snarkyboi13 May 02, 2017
A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.
"Kevin Penguin is trash at fortni......."
by US Gouverment June 01, 2020
vietnamese dude, big time hypbeast, (keshi, dean, jaypark) lover, loves his yeezys/jordans and chains, dresses like an abb, got the lexus, always down for boba dates, most likely know a vivian tran, most likely a big douchebag, 'fake' hood accent, and gold rimmed glasses x_x
kevin ngyuen: "lemme put chu on to this super underground artist. you prolly never heard of him, KESHI"
by hahaahhahahahahhahhhahhahhahha March 04, 2022