Swaggy Kevin

A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.

Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!

by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014

Kevin Mayers

Somone who greatly enjoys the shizer, often when it is maximized. When maximized he takes it in the butt while saying... oooooooooo rub it. shiza.

by Shizer Face July 15, 2003

Kevin Kofman

Hottest fucking man alive

kevin kofman is so cool.

by cool5758878990809 November 17, 2021

The Kevin Garnett

1. when one person makes a derogatory comment to another person in which the comment pretains to a person having or looking like they have cancer.

KG called me a cancer patient, I'm pissed because, u know how many people died from cancer, and he's tossing it like it's a joke - he just pulled The Kevin Garnett

by cyclistvs.car December 20, 2010

Kevin Hwang

A guy who is so stupid that he repeats 1st grade.

You are such a Kevin Hwang!

by EnderDragon23 November 4, 2019

Dan & Kevin

Two of the most common names of men suffering from balding.

What happen to Dan & Kevin's hair?

by whoamI May 24, 2012

Kevins-Beard

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.

by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013