Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 13, 2025

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.

Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023

Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.

Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"

by Fanum tax November 20, 2023

Jordan Smith

The definition of extra

“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~

by Famjgfx August 23, 2019

pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited

The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.

by Illneedasaviour November 04, 2014

pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Jax Jordan

Funny lookin guy

That’s a funny lookin guy oh wait it’s Jax Jordan

by October 20, 2021