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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
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jordan hartleb

You are such a jordan hartleb.
by Kimmy bou July 12, 2017
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Jordan Sosa

A Jordan Sosa is lit, and very beautiful but some times annoying girl and she is very very very very obsessed with Grayson Dolan and that also gets very aggravating. Her best friend is usually named Lorena Sanchez and her bestest friend is Joshua Diaz. she is very fun to be with but don't talk about Tupac being dead because she thinks he still alive she'll go all gheto white girl on you. A Jordan Sosa loves her Starbucks and Sponge Bob thats all she had growing up in the hood with all the nice neighbors she cant even go outside. She is usaully a cheerleader for infinity cheer.
by not Joshua Diaz August 11, 2017
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Jordan

Very sexy big Dick good at sex EVERYONE likes me
Oh Jordan u so secy
by Skkdlf October 12, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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Jordan

Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE
Opening youngins legs since the dawn of time, NONCE —JORDANS
by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018
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Jordan

A kid who is very athletic and is super fun to be around. He loves to play Fortnite with friends. Sometimes he can get annoying but he is great. He likes to have fun with guys and girls. GOODBYE FRIENDS.
Jordan is cool
Very nice
by rAINBOWboI8989726 October 29, 2018
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