Jason Neymeyer

A man with a fantastic mustache.

"Dang, that guy is a real Jason Neymeyer! Neato 'stache, dude."

by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017

Jason Jr.

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...

We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.

by JSJ918 September 25, 2019

Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Jason

A nigga who got no drip and a small penis

Jason got clipped by Monica

by M08 X June 16, 2022

Jason

The buffest guy alive. Better than Faker at League, except on Wukong because of the trash laning phase.

Jason? Ohh, he's buff.

by jasonnitrofan26 January 23, 2021

Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017

Jason

i love him so much :(

even tho he be mean
hes very pretty

jason so cute
aaaaaaaaaaa

by tits4dayz October 5, 2021