snapper jew

A term used between male friends to insult one another.

Brett you're such a fuckin snapper jew!

by pirateskull April 21, 2010

jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal March 10, 2010

jew in a jeep

A state of shock

"Jew in a jeep that scared me"
"Jew in a jeep that's a nice arse"

by porterjay November 24, 2014

felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

Glazed jew

Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely

James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed

by harborridge troll June 27, 2016

Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."

Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019