Internet learning

The process of learning everything from the Internet, be it through video, website, or text. you can achieve incredible speeds of learning anything you want to through the Internet, thereby maxing out every skill known to the human species to the max.

friend: I just achieved Internet learning and learned massage therapy, martial arts, how to be a ninja, plumbing, how to fix a crashed computer advertised my own website design business on craigslist and learned how to give any woman I desire an orgasm!

Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!

by darkninja445 July 14, 2013

Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.

I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.

by ccunit December 16, 2021

Internet hound

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.

"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."

by RJ-Pilot October 16, 2008

internet neighbor

noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.

K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"

by The Protragsinato January 27, 2015

Internet explorer

An internet browser which takes a long time to load even if you have good internet.

Guy: Hey have you finished the project?
Guy 2: No, I can only use internet explorer so I'm not even half done.

by __Monotone__ October 24, 2016

Wet Internet

Porn on the internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!

by totalfuckup August 14, 2014

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021