by debeste666 October 01, 2018
noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.
K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"
by The Protragsinato January 27, 2015
Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 06, 2022
a form of media an individual discovers unexpectedly, particularly media that is considered unique, rare, or "too good to be true" thus, coining the phrase, "This is internet gold."
Friend #1: "Dude, I can't believe I found this old VHS rip uploaded to youtube! It's so rare!"
Friend #2: "Totally, this is internet gold."
Friend #2: "Totally, this is internet gold."
by tokenasianfriend February 26, 2021
A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.
Internet Legacy A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.
Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?
Other user: an internet condom?
by Constlyung October 27, 2017
One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 03, 2020