One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 03, 2020
A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.
"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"
"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
by RJ-Pilot August 25, 2008
Internet-enabled means if a device is connected to the internet and can access websites, the device is internet-enabled.
Is your device internet-enabled?
by ahoulton August 23, 2020
A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
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by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.
I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.
by TheBeagler December 04, 2013