Hot Wood Jamboree

When shit blasts out of your anus at an incredibly horrifying rate.

Eve: “Where the hell were you, Adam?”
Adam: “I had a Hot Wood Jamboree. Toilet’s gone

by Alphabetical Courier February 12, 2018

Varnishing Your Wood

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

by joshinho April 8, 2010

Elle Woods Test

Would you stake your life on the reliability of your results? A test of collected data such that the person who collected the data believes so strongly in the validity of the data that they would stake their life on the accuracy of the data.

"I'm sure this rope is strong enough."
"Does your data pass the Elle woods test?"

by completely legit October 28, 2022

put the wood to

Have sex with

He put the wood to her.

by Kaefral June 30, 2016

wood-hood

A place where cows and fields are plentiful, the most un-hood place on this planet

You been cow tippin in the wood-hood before?

by Eric moss January 14, 2007

sawing wood

a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion

Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.

by Benjamin Franklin Gates January 17, 2008

wish a nigga woods

Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods

Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.

Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."

by Ariferrari401 April 6, 2015