Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say

thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt

by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018

Holy shit big

Refers to any object (real or otherwise) that is in fact so big, it is not simply "very big", "huge", or "gargantuan", but incomprehensibly big.

"You should have seen the size of the rats at the airport in Mumbai"
"Were they big?"
"No, they were holy shit big rats, bro"

by jonohere January 3, 2020

Holy shit the vibes

When the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual to post/receive. This means that it's either the individual who posts the vibes are unexpectedly posting the vibes, therefore overwhelming the individual receiving, or that the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual that they must require a "holy shit" before "the vibes". It is usually a mixture of both with different percentages.

Kyle: Hey dude did you see my new post on the 'gram? Here, look
Luke: Holy shit the vibes

by koga tomoe July 3, 2020

COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.

43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.

by K_IRL October 16, 2020

holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.

Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u

by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017

The Holy Grail of requests

Someone who generally sticks to a plan deviates from routine to do the abnormal.

Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.

Did you hear what Angela did? She never asked anyone out before!

Woah it's the holy grail of requests.

by SBD Dauntless May 21, 2017