History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
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History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer
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Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
by SecretCPU April 22, 2011
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Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.
Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.
by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021
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Revised (revises) history

Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.
She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.

She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
by Gem Singer March 29, 2017
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